of my milk … Epic Rap Battles of History. Epic Rap Battles of History videos often consist of comedians parodying a war on words by using pop and historical figures. Santa says here that because Christmas is more popular and brings more gifts, Jews get envious.). ), They should call your hood the land of way too much milk and honey, (This lyric is what developed into the lyric, "And walk off into the land of my milk and honeys." Moses says to let the little people, in this case, Santa's elves, be freed. Man, I represent cheer! The golden calf became a symbol of worship. Snoop Dogg, 5,338 Shazams. ... Santa Claus Attacked by Disgruntled Reindeer ... Man's Overjoyed Reaction To Seeing Color For The First Time Here at RTM, we love getting to watch people experience seeing color for the very first time. (Sand, common terrain in Egypt, is abrasive and can erode some substances into a gelatinous mush. With the creation of the modern-day Santa in the 20th century AD, however, the celebration became one based on marketing and buying gifts for children; thus, the true purpose of the holiday is often said to have been lost. VS! The difference is a lack of direct payment, as Santa is never depicted receiving direct monetary gain for his work. Epic Rap Battles of History Season … ), You're a puppet for profit hungry rich motherfuckers stuffing their pockets, (Moses makes another jab at Santa Claus being a centerpiece of capitalism greed. (While Moses was gone receiving the Ten Commandments, the Israelites created a calf made of all their golden jewelry in fear of Moses's absence. vistas 197. You represent sandals and a scraggly beard! The highest point of FC Santa Claus’ formative years was actually a trip to England way back in 1997. I bring joy every year. ), (A prophet is an inspired teacher or proclaimer of God's will. 2:20. And walk off into the land of my milk and honeys. ), My list says, "Killed Egyptian dude, buried him in sand. Moses vs Santa … ), You sleigh me? How else do you think I got these two golden calves? ', (Moses is referring to mall Santas, and how kids sit on their laps to be asked what they want for Christmas. ), ("Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" is a popular Christmas carol, and here, Santa says he's making his entrance to beat Moses. Seeing an Egyptian abusing and insulting a Jewish slave, Moses killed the Egyptian and fled away from Egypt.). Moses vs Santa Claus (feat. Supangle Bob. 02:47 (Moses wrote down the Ten Commandments for the Hebrews, which would make him a "glorified secretary". ), Watch out Santa cuz you're about to get sleighed, (Moses warns Santa that he'll "sleigh" him, a pun on Santa's main form of transportation – a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer – and the word "slay", meaning to kill someone in a violent way. I bring joy every year, man I represent cheer You represent sandals and a … ), Christmas is the promised land so get the fuck out, Santa claims that the Promised Land has become Christmas and the religion it stands for, telling Moses to leave. Men of faith are also required to have the foreskin of the penis trimmed, preferably at birth. This is most likely intentional ignorance used to insult Moses, misinterpreting "wander" as "lost".). Gandhi vs Martin Luther King Jr. Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison. A cold phrase generally refers to a phrase or rhyme that is cruel.). Epic Rap Battles of History - Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates (Season 2) 423455.Erb.Battles 2017-01-21T14:00:37+00:00. You brought a plague of frogs. So write this down. Another meaning to this is that coal, when under intense pressure, can turn into diamonds.). I read your book. I got a new commandizzle for y'all. He says, "With so much drama in the L-B-C," L-B-C referring to Long Beach, California. sit on a grown man's lap at the mall. Moses vs Santa Claus. It was released on December 10th, 2012. 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Santa Claus: Sweet robes, albeit one too many days in the sun Stop preaching homie, teach your flock to covet some fun! Moses' skin was dark from leading the Israelites in the hot desert for years with robes on, so Santa says he's been one too many days in the sun, replacing "one" with "Wan", as in Obi-Wan.). Teach your flock to covet some fun! It's kinda hard talking directly to the G-O-single-D. (The next line is also from "Gin and Juice", in which Snoop says, "It's kinda hard being Snoop D-O-double-G." In this line, he talks about the drama making it difficult to communicate with God.). Santa Claus VS Moses Forth is the twenty-third installment of EERB and the twelfth episode of Season 2. Epic Rap Battles of History - Behind the Scenes - Moses vs Santa Claus. This is a reference to his actor, Snoop Dogg, being known for smoking weed often.). Vs! "When I was high upon the mountain," raps Snoop as Moses. "Stocking" could also be seen here as a phallic euphemism. ), (In Exodus 7:9 and Exodus 7:10, Moses is told to throw his staff down in front of the pharaoh and it would turn into a serpent, of which he does successfully. Santa tells Moses to write down what the elves and he say. Stop preaching, homie. thou shalt not let children. Moses says that Santa Claus is not as talented as him nor as magical as him. With Snoop Dogg, Nice Peter, Epic Lloyd, Elena Diaz. Moses VS Santa Claus. Santa: You're a glorified secretary. I'll beat you ten times before the bread can rise, you dummy, (Moses says he'll beat Santa ten times in rhyme before bread leavens, or rises with yeast. Moses Vs Santa Claus. Claus: Santa Claus is comin' to town! BEGIN! (Moses wrote down the Ten Commandments on stone plaques with a chisel, and now he wants to write an eleventh. It's kinda hard talking directly. Santa Claus Begin. Moses vs. Santa Claus: Epic Rap Battles of History 02:20. Moses says that because Santa eats too much and has become too fat, his "hood," the North Pole, should be called the "land of too much milk and honey. ), When I'm finished with my crew you'll be screaming, let my little people go, (This lyric is what developed into the lyric, "Stop with the unpaid labor and let my little people go." "), ("Mofo" is slang for "motherfucker." Moses was also said to be broken a commandment, which was mentioned in the next line.). (Moses was never told about Santa (mostly because he was from the 1200's BC, long before the story of Santa Claus was thought of). You're a glorified secretary, so write this down! To the G O single D [Santa Claus:] Sweet robes, Obi-wan-too many days in the sun, Stop preachin' homie, teach your flock to covet some fun! This would imply that Santa is once again a pedophile. Tweet. Rasputin vs Stalin. Moses berates Santa for wittingly being a symbol of such. "ruminate") or any animal that is not cloven-hoofed but which chews cud, such as pork or, in this case, bacon. They also have attractive breasts, which make milk. I'll split your ass in half, like I did the Red Sea. so much drama in the Israe-L B C. it's kinda hard talking directly. In the mid-20th century, a ninth reindeer, Rudolph, was created for the novelty song "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer". A(z) "Moses vs. Santa Claus (Season 2)" című videót "EpicRapBattles" nevű felhasználó töltötte fel a(z) "zene" kategóriába. There are also videos that puts Bruce Lee against Clint Eastwood, Abe Lincoln vs. Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber vs. Beethoven. Share. Moses wants Santa to not do that, for a reason that'll be explained in the following line. (Santa Claus lives at the North Pole, a frosty, cold area which Santa says is a reason for his "cold" rhymes. ), I'm a prophet you're a fat saint named Nick, (Moses claims himself as better than Santa Claus, saying that while he's a prophet, Santa is just a fat saint with a simple name. This track is on the following album: ), (They're Santa's helpers, but they're magic. It features the Jewish grave robber, Moses Forth, rapping against the magical figure of Christmas, Santa Claus, and his elves. Mojo is originally a magic charm, talisman, or spell, but has since come to mean appeal or talent. Stop preaching homie, teach your flock to covet some fun! Santa says he'll punch Moses in the genitals. (A pot-shot at the Jews, the "chosen people" who, coincidentally, observe Hanukkah, often prior to Christmas. All that sand turned your brains to mush! The windowed content is … Moses calls himself the "prophet's prophet," as he was told by God that the prophet Jesus would arrive, being the prophet of the prophet. 559. Historic Epic Rap Battles: Moses Vs Santa Claus. (One well-known part of Moses' story was that God told him to raise his staff when the Egyptians were near, and the Red Sea split, allowing the Hebrews to escape. ), You hang with elves and deer whose noses glow, (Santa is typically depicted as working with elves, who help make the presents for the children, and reindeer, who fly his sleigh. ), (The elves are fighting against Moses's previous lines about them being slaves, denying they're actually being used for free labor.). Posted on 12/09/2020 12/09/2020 by apho2018. Harry Potter vs Luke Skywalker/Rap Meanings. Moses vs Santa Claus is the twenty-seventh of the Epic Rap Battles of History series and the 12th installment of Season 2. Moses Versus! (Santa jabs at Moses resembling Obi-Wan Kenobi from Star Wars since he wears robes in the same manner as him. Snoop Dogg) Adam vs Eve. I bring joy every year, man I represent cheer you represent sandals and a scraggly beard! Moses vs Santa Claus – Epic Battles of History. Rap battles of the past include the Wright Brothers vs. the Mario Brothers. Listen to Moses Vs. Santa Claus by Epic Rap Battles Of History Feat. He also wants Santa to keep away from his stocking, which is used to put presents in. Summer Concert Tour Dates!!! Mo' money is yo' motivation and you know this (Christmas, and especially Santa Claus, has been criticized for being too centered on merchandising and … (A critical part of Moses' story is that Moses saw a bush that was burning, but wasn't consumed. But all the chosen people ever get for Christmas is jealous! Exodus lasted forty years. Moses says he'll send out this snake again to have him attack Santa. "Flock" could also be a reference to Moses being a shepherd before his mission from God.). It could also refer to Moses being high on drugs, as he was seen smoking in this part of his verse. 0. ), Lay off the sweets fat man, you're hella chubby, (Moses tells Santa that he eats too many sweets, resulting in his weight. The club was invited to play a pre-season friendly against Crystal Palace… and won 5-0! Moses uses the slang term "fo' sho' yo," meaning "for sure, yo" to punctuate his line and create a triple rhyme for the next. ), (Santa's is known for his jolly laugh of "Ho Ho Ho!"). According to the Bible, Moses killed an Egyptian to protect a Hebrew. The phrase "Let my people go" is in the Bible, although it is usually attributed to God, who instructs Moses to tell the Pharaoh, "Thus sayeth the Lord, 'Let my people go, that they may serve me.'" This even shows up on his background in the rap.). Stop with the unpaid labor and let my little people go. (Santa enters kids' houses to give them gifts, and he watches kids when they sleep, which Moses draws similarly to that of a stalker and/or pedophile.). A "ho" is a slang term for a prostitute. It featured the Jewish prophet, Moses, rapping against the magical figure of Christmas, Santa Claus. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Epic Rap Battles of History's Moses vs Santa Claus. ), Where I'm from that's called breaking and entering, (Moses doesn't want Santa to come down his chimney because it is akin to a burglar breaking and entering into his house. (Santa knows if you've been "bad or good", and Moses possibly refers to "naughty" kids, meaning there's a sexual connotation to them, and Santa watches these kids in their sleep. Begin! Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kRAKXFrYQ4 (Disclaimer) I do not own the windowed content. (Santa read about Moses's religion, Judaism, and he finds it very strict. Snoop Dogg) December 10, 2012 5.0 out of 5 stars 1 rating. ", (Santa Claus keeps a "nice" and "naughty" list to keep track of who's been good and bad, as well as showing what bad things they have done. Tweet on Twitter. I spit diamonds but I'm serving up some … The phrase "milk and honey" is also said in the Book of Exodus during Moses' vision of the burning bush. SANTA CLAUS! It was released on December 10th, 2012. Mojo is originally a magic charm, talisman, or spell, but has since come to mean appeal or talent. The Torah and the Old Testament of the Bible document much of this "drama". Nice Peter as Santa Claus and the Announcer This line is also a possible reference to the fact that Snoop Dogg, who plays Moses, lent his voice to a Tom Tom GPS system in 2009. ), (This line is inaccurate as in the "Bible", God punished the Hebrews for listening to negative speeches from scouts who were in Israel. Three Christmas elves (EpicLLOYD) join Santa Claus during his second verse. (Santa traditionally uses eight reindeer to pull his flying sleigh. You need to stop breakin' into houses and creepin' and peepin'. ), ("To beget" means "to bring or bear", as in to bear a child. (A play on one of the ten Commandments, "You shall not covet your neighbor's house. You got a strict religion. 2:20. In this year's holiday edition, comedians parody Santa Claus versus the Jewish lawgiver Moses in a YouTube video that has already gone viral with nearly 11 million views after being posted on the video-based site for a mere week. Hand me my chisel, I got a new commandizzle for y'all. (He backs up his claim of Moses being naughty, meaning he won't be getting any gifts this year. (Santa never pays the elves to our knowledge, which makes it seem like unpaid labor. Here, Moses is once again jabbing at Santa's weight, and he's also likely criticizing aspects of the Christmas holiday by calling them "more mass".). The punishment was to wander for 40 years. Moses VS Santa Claus Epic Rap Battles Of History [Santa Claus] Sweet robes, Obi Wan-too-many days in the sun Stop preaching homie, teach your flock to covet some fun! There was also a Smurfs Christmas Special in which Papa Smurf was mistaken for Santa Claus.). You've been a naughty boy. The auto-caption here displays "jolly bowl a jelly", which makes zero sense except as a recognition error.). Moses: So much drama in the Israe-L B.C. One of the legends around Santa says that he has the ability to make snow by spitting diamonds, the hardest substance on earth, so he also means that his raps hit hard. During Passover, Jews traditionally eat matzo in lieu of leavened bread in remembrance of these events.). ), (Much turmoil befell the Jews before the time of Christ. [Verse 1: Santa Claus]: Sweet robes, Obi-wan-too many days in the sun Stop preachin' homie, teach your flock to covet some fun! Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong. ), (To deck means to decorate something or knock someone to the ground with a punch. Snoop Dogg) Epic Rap Battles of History. Moses explains that his journey across deserts and up mountains gave him well-toned calf muscles, or "golden calves. I'm from the North Pole! I bring joy every year, man I represent cheer You represent sandals and a scraggly beard I'm from the North Pole That's why my rhymes are so cold! ), I'm talking Exodus, movement for Jew(ish?) The Elves think all that time in the desert has warped Moses' mind.). HISTORY Moses vs Santa Claus. Trending AirPods, snake, penguins: This 9-year-old's wishlist for Santa Claus has left netizens in splits Trending Watch: Man dresses up as 'Buddy the Elf' to greet daughter outside school Sports Ind vs Aus 1st Test, Day 1: Slow and steady, with a twist in the end Moses: So much drama in the Israe-L B.C. Eddig 60 alkalommal nézték meg. Sweet robes, Obi. Flash in the Pan Hip Hop Conflicts of Nowadays, Eastern Philosophers vs Western Philosophers, https://epicrapbattlesofhistory.fandom.com/wiki/Moses_vs_Santa_Claus/Rap_Meanings?oldid=1493615. The auto-caption here misspells "honeys" as "honies", but no meaning is changed by the error. Moses says that Santa Claus is not as talented as him nor as magical as him.) Nicholas".). He says this rule in the same way the other Commandments are written, starting with "Thou shalt not".). ), (Christianity is a religion that was created by in worship of Jewish prophet Jesus Christ. I spit diamonds but I'm … (Moses literally broke the first tablets with the Ten Commandments written on it when he was enraged by the sight of the Children of Israel worshiping a Golden Calf (this act of worshiping other gods was also forbidden with accordance to the Ten Commandments). Moses! age, a.k.a. It took you forty years to make your people happy, This lyric is what developed into the lyric, "Yo, here's a GPS! Epic Rap Battles Of History. The line is also a homophone to the words, “because this night”, the reason which will be explained in the next line. I'm a jolly bowl a jelly, giving holiday presents, (In the story "The Night Before Christmas", Santa is described as a jolly old elf with his tummy jiggling like jelly when he laughs, bringing gifts during the holidays to the good boys and girls. Santa says Moses is too uptight trying to administer God's law and that he should teach the Jews to chill out and want some fun instead so they'll be happier for it. Moses vs Santa Claus. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2. ), Mo' money is yo' motivation and you know this, (Christmas, and especially Santa Claus, has been criticized for being too centered on merchandising and selling products. Mohamedlloydybv. That's why my rhymes are so cold! Browse more than 20,000 videos on AceShowbiz.com and find out our daily video collections. But he never mentioned a fat-ass Papa Smurf. When I was high up on the mountain, God revealed the truths of the Earth, (According to the Jewish religion, God revealed the Ten Commandments to Moses while he was on Mount Sinai. REACTION VIDEO ERB Of History Moses Vs Santa Claus Absolute Squash Match mp3 (Moses states he is leaving for the Promised Land of Canaan, which flows with milk, honey, and apparently, drop-dead gorgeous women, or honeys, as he calls them. As such, they ate an unleavened bread known as matzo. Snoop Dogg donned a robe and sandals for this year’s hip-hop remake of “Bible bad boy Moses” versus Catholicism’s Santa Claus. (Santa brings presents for kids once a year and represents most kids' favorite holiday, Christmas.). 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Begat deez nuts. ), (One of the elves' duties is to take care of Santa's reindeer. ), You're a prostitute for profit so ho ho ho, (Moses calls Santa a "prostitute for profit" due to his late-night work schedule, his aforementioned merchandising, and his laugh pattern, stylized as "ho ho ho." Santa is very fat and sort of looks like Papa Smurf, as they both have white beards and wear red clothing. Share on Facebook. Burning bush, in this case, is referring to drugs, like weed, which is "taken" by smoking it, and Santa says it may be making Moses go crazy. Epic Rap Battles of History Wiki is a FANDOM Games Community. I think you need to stop smokin' all that burnin' bush. The way Moses stars this out is the same way Snoop started out his song, "Gin and Juice". Directed by Dave McCary. Listen. Epic Rap Battles REACTION!!! 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